octomom pussy

I hate giving more attention to Nadya Suleman, the somewhat unhinged mother of 14 (including the octuplets that made her famous as an Octomom)…but you have to admit that we’re all curious about her new topless photos for Closer magazine. Celebuzz reports that Nadya has been paid $10,000 for the pics, which feature the 36 year-old wearing nothing but flesh-colored undies.

Nadya also did an interview for Closer, saying that she’s “never looked this good,” and that she’s “such a good mother.” Before you groan – at least she is careful about her kids’ eating habits. “The kids have structure and discipline and only eat healthily,” she says. “They don’t know what candy is!”

From the looks of Nadya’s flat stomach, she’s been laying off the candy too. But apparently her weight loss plan has been rather unscientific: “I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids,” she says. “I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales.”

Well, great. Another reason for me to hate the Octomom.

What do you think of the topless photos? Classy? Gross? Totally unnecessary?


Octomom has a new job as a stripper. According to TMZ, the mother-of-14 signed for a gig at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida. We are talking about a job as a stripper and we can’t wait to see it.

It looks like Nadya Suleman will perform two shows a night from July 11-15. The good news for Octomom is that, while T’s Lounge is all-nude, she will only be asked to perform topless. She would also be shy enough to say “no thanks” to the lap dances.

The news about the stripper thing comes soon after octomom starred in her first porn movie. So she’s going to promote her upcoming movie by stripping. The movie is expected to be released this summer. While she looked a little bit embarrassed at first, Octomom proved to be a natural while filming the pom movie. So stripping would be a piece of cake for her.

Octomom Nadya Suleman sure knows how to pick a great plastic surgeon! This doc deserves an award for re-sculpting Suleman, a mother of 14, and her battered body just a year after she gave birth to more than a half dozen tots. The publicity-hungry multi-mama recently posed in a beach shoot for Star Magazine and the images of Octomom’s slender frame have been doing the internet rounds this week.